Curmudgeon has fallen Alice-like down the Sommerloch. Please get him out.
Sometimes a friend is only a few minutes walk away - a definite bonus in a day and age where friendships seem to dwindle so easier despite it being easier than ever to travel.
Austria can be thankful to its President as one of its most famous sons succumbs to illness.
The speed of a top drawer political scandal is frightening (quicker than a Phaeton). Comrade / Komm. Rat Curmudgeon reports on corruption, honey trapping, and milk-based projectiles.
The curmudgeon bemoans entitlement and harks back to simpler days, when a foreign holiday was all about Pschitt and giggles.
Following an inventory of a common or garden Teekuche and its bespoke assortment of cutlery and crockery, the curmudgeon arrives at the source of the problem - supermarket loyalty cards, responsible for free mugs if you spend a large amount.
Curmudgeon is rudely confronted with an eScooter on every street corner. He has no intention of joining the ranks of the "silver scooters".